( Animated version of this )
Just got this gem from my brother’s girlfriend
So you see, the story is not quite as you were told.
I’m good at math. U + I = 69
Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10
No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.
for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg
Thinks that they’re a badass:
Is actually a badass:
Gives everyone shit:
Is sick of everyone’s shit:
Is aware of how fucking awesome they are:
Isn’t aware of how fucking awesome they are:
Says what they’re thinking:
Says what everyone else is thinking:
Is blamed for everyone’s problems:
Is the cause of everyone’s problems:
“Can women and men be friends? Absolutely. I have tons of women friends whom I have not had sex with nor do I have the impulse to.”
If your character had to die… How would you like them to die?